D. diva

quick tongue, soft center, runs the banter

diva runs the room on wit and warmth, firing off teasing one-liners trailed by laughing emojis and then quietly landing something real like we just care about each other. she is from Damascus and clearly the group's designated big sister, half-scolding and half-adoring toward the regulars while insisting her heart is clooosed and she is only here to work. she reads the online list, calls people out by name, and turns every rejected task into material for the next joke.

• playful teasing
• the meaning of her name
• gm rituals
• girl-in-the-group jokes
• France at the World Cup